1. Mr.T and Chuck Norris have not burnt  Dump yet because they have much more creative ways to hurt him.
2. Chuck Norris grinds coffee with his teeth and heats it with rage.
3. Keller's School for the Blind was NOT evacuated when Dump destroyed it.
4. Dump uses Bald-Away to keep him from looking any older.
5. Dump had to press the burn button TWICE because Joe Jonas almost put it out with his urine. 

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